FIVE REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT WATCH PORN ON YOUR IPHONE

Boys and girls, I'm guilty of this too; Watching porn on your phone, especially your iPhone is considered to be the most convenient way to achieve daily orgasm.

You don't have to feel the warmth of a Macbook on your lap, you don't have to worry about your Macbook overheating, and you don't have to struggle to shut down your MacBook whenever your roommate decides to break down your door. However, as much as we'd like to extol the convenience of watching porn on our iPhones, there are some downsides to having hot guys and girls banging each other on your small screens. Some of the disadvantages I will point out some reasons why you should not watch some blue movies on iPhone.
1 Your iPhone keeps a history tab

If you don't already have a screen PIN lock, now is the best time to put one on your phone. Just like your Macbook or laptop, your iPhone keeps track of all the websites you’ve visited while drinking lattes at a coffee shop, doing data analysis at work, and getting fucked in the bathroom. Not everyone likes to masturbate in their bedroom all the time, you know. So why is having a history tab on your iPhone a bad thing in this case, anyway?
Well, you never know if your boyfriend needs to use your phone to call his mom and somehow ends up in your Safari browser and types the letter “P” in the tab. Plus, you never know if your slightly paranoid partner asks you if they can use your phone to “take a picture of you.” There’s an option to clear your browsing history on your iPhone, but who does that on a regular basis?

2 Your screen will always be covered in cum

Everyone knows that the screens on their iPhones will never be clean. If you're like my friend Martin, you'd always have a bottle of hand sanitizer with you, no matter where you are! Guys and gals, you've probably read most of the articles on Google about the different types of bacteria that live on your phone, so think about the amount of sperm that would collect on top of the germs you have on your screen. . Imagine if your mom had to use your phone one day... awful!
3 There's a big risk with your iPhone. I think the risk of breaking your iPhone while masturbating depends on where you touch it.
If you're going to relax in the bathroom, then you better make sure the toilet lid is down. If you're going to relax in the kitchen, then you better make sure there's nothing that can scratch your screen while cooking. If you're going to take a break in a public restroom, then you better make sure no one is in the stall next to you, because you never know if they'll freak out and throw your phone against the wall. You never know.
If you're going to take a break in your bedroom, then make sure you don't have a tile floor. I broke the screen of one of my phones when I just dropped it on the bed and let it slide off the mattress; don't make the same mistake I did.
4 Your iPhone Can Get Viruses Too

To be honest, I used to not believe that smartphones could get viruses, but after thinking about it for a bit, it's not really a surprise, an iPhone is basically an ultra-mini Macbook with limited features. If you are someone who doesn’t like to access verified websites like PornHub, XVideos or YouPorn, the probability of getting a computer virus is very high; viruses like Malware and Trojan. The last thing you want to do is explain to the Apple geniuses why your phone suddenly stopped working, which is why some people would advise you to look for porn for something else if you don’t want to face the embarrassment.

5 It’s tiring to hold your iPhone up and masturbate at the same time

For those who ridicule me for writing this reason correctly, do you have any idea how hard it is to hold your phone at head level while stroking your penis or rubbing your clitoris? In addition to getting one arm that is bigger than the other, you will end up with a few bruises on your face from dropping your iPhone all the time. If you don't believe me, check this out:

How could you not believe me after looking at that GIF? Bottom line, if you think this article didn't give you good enough reasons to stop watching porn on your iPhone, then you need to know how to navigate technology and the roommates who like to come into your room while you're masturbating. "Backside Sluts 4".